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December 2nd, 2007

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I've recently noticed that we've all strayed from our paths...and the bitter words are getting us nowhere! Let us remember who is at the center of this story, THE FAERIE QUEENE.  Now I'm not just saying this because she's my gf, and I miss her...I just want everyone to realize that if we all acted more like her holiness maybe all this stuff wouldn't have happened.
Or if you acted more like me...just look at this display of chivalry, goodness, and courtesy!
I'm pretty pumped that the dragon and Giant Pride didn't kill us all.
All in a days work...
Seriously, Crosse, you need to cool it with the smack-talking. I just call it like I see it and the way I see it, we all get what's coming to us in the end. About that Duessa...she's great, isn't she? You say she's no Una, and you're right. Una's a spineless little brat who clearly doesn't cherish you or have any loyalty to you whatsoever. Leave her in the mist, I say. Her and that precious little white lamb of hers...seriously, girlfriend needs to wake up and realize the "chaste virgin" think is SO 13th century. I wouldn't trust her farther than I could throw her, and being all magic-like, I could probably throw her pretty far.

Anywho... by for now. Long live the Pope!



Things just keep getting worse.
After I killed Error, Una and I went to Archimago's, and I turn my back on her for an instant and she's off with some squire. I can't believe it. I thought I knew Una...she was everything that was beautiful and pure. Or at least I thought she was. But I was wrong. It just doesn't seem worth it to believe in anything anymore.
I got into another fight...this time with SansFoy. And I killed him.
I've been spending a lot of time with Duessa lately. I guess she's alright. But she isn't Una.
We went to this place called the House of Pride, and Duessa was quick to jump right in with the pride train. She fits right in, I suppose. But me, I stayed on the margins. Then SansJoy showed up, and he saw me with his brother's shield. So again I found myself in battle. I guess I shouldn't be so surprised. I am, after all, a knight. Anyway, I was just about to end him, when he disappeared in this strange fog. Just like that--gone. And Duessa was nowhere to be found, either. So I left through the back door.

December 1st, 2007

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I'm desperately searching for The faerie queene, we were so happy together. Man she's hot...

Hopefully RCK and all the other Knights will man up and take care of themselves. I'm on a quest, doesn't anyone understand this?! Why do I have to take care of all these people? Being the hero is getting kind of old.

My amazing date

 So today I had this totally awesome date with Redcrosse Knight (he's so dreamy!).  We went into this forest that was so enchanting and just talked...that is until Red found a cave.  All I kept thinking was what a bad idea it would be to go into there.  Naturally I thought of my love Red and how he would just charge right in there without thinking...oh you know men.  He never seems to be aware of what's going on or the potential danger- maybe that will all come with experience.  All I know is that I'd be pissed if I went in there and my new white dress was messed up.  Speaking of mah boy Red, I wonder where he is?  

ta ta for now!

Terrible day today.
The awful weather drove Una and I into the woods, and then there was a cave, with a monster inside. Of course, I had to protect Una. So in I went, with every intention of wasting the beast. But the monster had me paralyzed, and I was just about to give in, when Una calls out to me, and tells me to have faith. And somehow, I was able to free myself from Error. Una saved my life. And I know that should make me happy, and while I'm grateful to Una for saving me, I can't shake the feeling that I almost wish she wouldn't have.

November 30th, 2007

Today I was walking along in the woods with Red Crosse when we came across a tree to sit under.  Little did he know it was Fradubio who I turned into a tree.  I took him away from his girl at the time because I wanted him all to myself.  I'm doing the same thing to Red Crosse; taking him away from Una so I can have him!  I know I'm greedy and I like it.  That's probably why I get along so well with the Queen of Pride.  Needless to say, after Fradubio was done chatting it up I fainted and turned back into Duessa...oops!  Red Crosse didn't even blink when this happened...men are so clueless.  That's how I like it.  Oh and hey, shhh don't tell Una about my plan if you talk to her!
Hi everyone!

I just made the best discovery ever!  All of my very best friends, Gluttony, Envy, Sloth, Lust, Greed and Wrath (you know 'em, you love 'em!) are stars in the film Seven with Brad Pitt!  How cool is that?  Here's a link so you guys can check it out

I remember that time we had the parade and I was in the chariot and they were all parading around on their little animals haha, remember that?  Redcrosse didn't seem too into it at the time, but I think he warmed up to it.  It was fun!  Duessa and I really liked being on that chariot with Lucifer, he's such a wonderful man.  If I wasn't already perfect, I would want to be just like him! teehee
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