Yeah, yeah, yeah Una, you're just soooo great..whatever. I have bigger problems. Red and I were down by the stream today when Orgolio found us and was going to kill us. My pleading stopped him...thank goodness! I'm too cool to die. To spare Red's life, Orgolio took me as his lover and threw Red in his dungeon! Things just get worse from here. All mighty Arthur shows up with none other than Una, of course. I'm left in the dust...she goes to find Red Crosse to get him back and now Red sees my true colors as a witch! What the heck?! He was supposed to be mine!